WTF is a Buddhist: FAQ

Q: What is a Buddhist?
A: We are not sure.
Q: Is it a good thing or a bad thing to be a Buddhist?
A: Neither good nor bad. It just is.
Q: Is what?
A: Is not a good thing or a bad thing to be a Buddhist.
Q: I don’t understand but anyway, how do I register on your website to become a Buddhist?
A: Close your eyes. Follow your breath. Now open your eyes and read instructions above.
Q: Do you accept Paypal?
A: That’s the first good question you have asked, YES.
Q: How much is it to become a Buddhist.
A: Nothing. And everything.
A: Huh?
Q: My last question, after I do all the things I am supposed to do to become a Buddhist, do I get a downloadable certificate that proves I am a Buddhist (and is it FRAMED????)
A: No. After you are done with your Buddhist training, you will be happy all the time and walk around with a wisened smile on your face like David Carradine in Kung Fu. What do you need a framed certificate for?
Q: Your website is bullshit.
A: Thank you.


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